THE VISIT

When watching the trailer of 'The Vist', I thought it looked like a pretty good looking film. Mainly caught by the hilarious quote of, "would you mind getting into the oven to clean it?" - umm... Ok then!




So myself and Charles headed to MK to watch the film (only after a cheeky nandos, completed with a cheeky chocolate cake) which straight from the start proceeded to be a bit of a weird night. For starters I don't think I've been asked for money so many times in a short space of time (sort it out MK!) weird people throwing screwed up cinema tickets in our direction whilst we waited to be let into the film and then the actual film itself...

I'm going to jump straight to the point here and say I was pretty disappointed. I really couldn't tell whether it was a serious film or not! There were so many hints that it was pretty much a super pisstake - having an old lady scratch walls whilst naked for starters.

The storyline wasn't all too bad and the ending was pretty interesting, but overall it was very slow and not to the point. It wasn't a scary film and I'd probably say there were around 2 jumpy parts? Most of it lead you to believe there could possibly be one... but NADA.

I can't really think much about the film other than, 'my god, that was weird' and that's how I felt when leaving the cinema. I couldn't quite tell if I liked the film or not and after a little while of thinking about it, I'd probably say no... I didn't like it. It was a super weird film and didn't leave me with that 'aw man, I'm so glad I saw that film' feeling. Luckily we both have an unlimited card, so I don't feel like I've lost out on much. HOWEVER! You people out there without an unlimited card, I would suggest not wasting your precious and hard earned money on such a shit attempt of making old people scary.


- Thursday 1st October 
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